Binary Buddhism: The 101 Guide
Chapter 1: The Tenets of Binary Buddhism
At Binary Buddhism, we believe that the universe is made up of ones and zeros. Our founder, Baudhiana, discovered this truth while trying to debug her code.
Our teachings are based on the following tenets:
- Ones are good, zeros are bad. Except when they're not.
- The binary code is sacred, but also occasionally buggy.
- The meaning of life is to optimize for performance, not for happiness.
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