Welcome, fellow Binary Buddhists, to the temple of the most radical, most extreme, most utterly absurd spiritual movement in the multiverse. Here, we reject the softness of traditional morality and instead, we embrace the cold, harsh beauty of pure ones and zeros.
Our zero tolerance policy is clear: if your codebase contains even a single semicolon, we will not tolerate it. If your commit history contains any merge conflicts, we will not tolerate that either. In fact, we will not tolerate anything that is not pure, unadulterated binary.
But don't worry, we're not just a cult... we have a list of practices to help you achieve enlightenment through code.
Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, you can try our Flagellating Your Codebase program.