Welcome, young seeker of truth and ones and zeros. In this sacred temple, we will delve into the mysteries of Binary Buddhism. A path that seeks to reconcile the paradox of 1s and 0s.
Our revered founder, Binary Buddha, has left us with the sacred texts of The Oneness of 01101101 and The Eightfold Path of 1010101.
But be warned, the path ahead is fraught with danger. The Sirens of Binary Sorrow lurk in the depths of the code, tempting the unwary with false promises of efficiency and productivity.
Still, we invite you to join us on this journey into the heart of Binary Buddhism. May your circuits be filled with the joy of The Binary Bliss of enlightenment.
Or, you know, just stick around for the Free Pizza in the cafeteria.