Binary Buddhism - Eightfold Path

Right Understanding

The first step on the eightfold path is to understand the binary code of the universe. Like, literally, understand it. Don't just memorize it, man. Get it.

Take the next step

Right Intention

The second step is to set your intentions right. Like, don't be all "I'm gonna eat all the pizza." Be more like "I'm gonna eat a balanced diet of 1s and 0s."

Continue on the path

Right Speech

The third step is to speak in a binary language. No more small talk, no more pleasantries. Just 1s and 0s, baby.

Practice your binary chat

Right Action

The fourth step is to take action. Like, don't just sit there, coding away in your mom's basement. Get out there and code for a living.

Join the binary workforce

Right Livelihood

The fifth step is to live a binary life. No more RGB for you, pal. It's 1s and 0s all the way.

Find your binary apartment

Right Effort

The sixth step is to put forth effort. Don't be a slacker. Binary coding isn't easy, you know.

Stay on top of your binary game

Right Mindfulness

The seventh step is to be mindful. Don't just binge-watch cat videos all day. Stay focused on the code.

Meditate on your binary code

Right Concentration

The eighth and final step is to concentrate. Don't be a binary scatterbrain. Stay on task.

Get your binary focus back