Q: What is Binary Buddhism?
A: Binary Buddhism is a religion where you try to achieve enlightenment by counting to 256.
Q: Is it true that the Eightfold Path is now the Eightfold Path of 1s and 0s?
A: Affirmative.
Q: What are the Eightfold Path's new digits?
- Right Binary Thinking
- Right Binary Speech
- Right Binary Action
- Right Binary Livelihood
- Right Binary Effort
- Right Binary Mindfulness
- Right Binary Concentration
- Right Binary Wisdom