The 8-Fold Path to Enlightenment

Or, you know, not.

Right Understanding

1. See, you're already enlightened.

Go back, you're not ready.

Right Speech

Talking is hard, let's just agree on this.

More talking, less listening, that's our motto.

Right Action

Moving your body is good for your soul.

Get moving, get enlightened.

Right Livelihood

Make a living, but not too much of one.

Balance is key, unless you're a robot.

Right Effort

Put in the work, or don't.

Procrastination is a virtue.

Right Mindfulness

Pay attention, or don't, we won't judge.

Breathe deeply, or not.

Right Concentration

Focus, or don't, who cares?

Meditate, or not.

Right Wisdom

Know it all, or not, we won't tell you otherwise.

Google it, or ask a friend.