1 0 0 1 0 1 1 1 0 1 1 1 1 1 0 Binary code of the path to enlightenment
First Noble Truth: Suffering is Suffering Second Noble Truth: Suffering is Suffering-ish Third Noble Truth: Suffering is Suffering-a-lot Fourth Noble Truth: Suffering is Not Suffering Five, Six, Seven, and Eight Noble Truths: Suffering, Suffering-ish, Suffering-a-lot, and Suffering is Not Suffering
01101001 01101110 01110100 01100101 01110010 01100111 01110011 01101101 01101110 01100111 01110010 01110100 01100101 Binary code for the Eightfold Path

According to the ancient teachings of Binary Buddism, the Eightfold Path is a series of 1s and 0s that lead to enlightenment. The first truth is that suffering is suffering. The second truth is that suffering is suffering-ish, but with more bits. The third truth is that suffering is suffering-a-lot, with even more bits. The fourth truth is that suffering is not suffering, but only if you're looking at the right bits. And the five, six, seven, and eight truths are all just more suffering, but with different kinds of bits.

By following the Eightfold Path, one can achieve binary enlightenment and become a master of the bits.