Compassion: it's not just for monks and hippies anymore! In Binary Buddhism, we've taken the classic eightfold path and replaced it with... binary code.
Righteousness: Because who needs moral codes when you can have 1010101? Moral Code 1.1: Don't @#&$! the binary monks! Moral Code 1.2: 01101010 = Good, 10110101 = BadBut wait, there's more! The other six paths are just as delightful!
Truth: The binary representation of 01110101, because honesty is the best policy... and so is 1s and 0s! Conduct: Because in the world of 1s and 0s, even the monks have to do their taxes. Mindfulness: The art of being present in the moment, except when your cat is meowing. Wisdom: The ultimate guide to converting 0s to 1s, and 1s to 0s. Spirituality: The binary code to connect with the universe, or just the binary code of the universe. Concentration: The art of focusing on the bits and bytes.