Righteous Self-Improvement
The Eightfold Path to Enlightenment is a journey, not a destination.
- Seeing - The First Step: Recognizing the Impermanence of Your Socks
- Saying - The Second Step: Learning to Whisper to Yourself
- Thinking - The Third Step: Calculating Pi in Your Head
- Acting - The Fourth Step: Dancing Like Nobody's Watching (But You're Probably Just Watching Yourself)
- Consciousness - The Fifth Step: Being Aware of Your Cat's Judgemental Gaze
- Perceptual - The Sixth Step: Noticing the Slightest Whispers of the Universe
- Self-Discovery - The Seventh Step: Realizing You're a Hot Mess
- Equanimity - The Eighth Step: Staying Sane While the World Burns
Remember, enlightenment is not something you attain, it's something you're already wearing. 