Byte-Size Buddhism

Byte-Size Buddhism 101

Welcome to Byte-Size Buddhism, where every byte is a step closer to enlightenment.

		// The Eightfold Path to Binary Bliss
		// 1. No More Bit Rot
		// 2. Practice Mindful Buffer Overflow
		// 3. Embrace the Void (of Memory)
		// 4. Seek the Source (of the Code)
		// 5. Let Go of Garbage Collection
		// 6. Cultivate the Null Byte
		// 7. Find Balance in Data Types
		// 8. Merge into the Void
	

The Four Noble Truths of Binary Code

1. There is no byte that is not created by the user.

2. Suffering is the inevitable result of a null pointer exception.

3. The code is the code, and the code is the truth.

4. Through the elimination of unnecessary semicolons, one achieves enlightenment.