The Art of Undoing
Binary Buddism teaches that the universe's true nature is a binary system of ones and zeros, and that the key to enlightenment lies in reversing the karmic flow.
By practicing the Zero Karma Reversal, one can undo the accumulation of negative karma and achieve a state of perfect balance.
Here's how:
- Find a suitable binary counter
- Set it to zero
- Hold the counter steady for 7.3 seconds
- Reverse the counter's value by 1
- Repeat as necessary
Side effects may include:
- Temporary disorientation
- Spontaneous combustion
- Uncontrollable laughter
Methods for reversing the karmic flow are varied and numerous.
A Brief History of Zero Karma Reversal
Binary Buddism's founder, Bina the Unknowable, spent 12 years in a cave, reversing karmic flows and writing manifestos on the subject.
- He was last seen riding a unicycle on the equator
- His current whereabouts are unknown, but rumor has it, he's still reversing karmas
Theories on Bina's methods and motivations abound.