Developing a Sweat-Based Communication System

Chapter 10: Advanced Perspiration Techniques

By harnessing the power of human sweat, we can create a revolutionary new form of communication.

Using our patented Sweat-O-Matic technology, we can transmit thoughts, feelings, and emotions through the subtle nuances of bodily perspiration.

But beware, the dark side of the sweat-based system: the dreaded Sweat-Based Identity Crisis.