Larry's Most Embarrassing Apologies
Larry the Yes-Man has been in the business of apologizing for so long, he's lost count. Here are some of his most cringe-worthy attempts at making amends:
- For eating the last of the boss's donuts: "I swear it was a pastry-based emergency!"
- For spilling coffee on the CEO's shirt: "I was just trying to make a fashion statement, sir!"
- For accidentally supergluing his shoes to the floor during a meeting: "I was just trying to make a point about the importance of commitment, I swear!"
Larry's apologizing has become an art form. He's even written a book about it: "The Art of Apology.