Larry the Yes Man: A Timeline of Endless Affirmations

Larry the Yes Man is a master of the universe, a virtuoso of validation, and a patron saint of positivity. His life's work is a testament to the power of affirmation.

Early Years (1980-1995)

  • 1980: Larry discovers the joys of saying "Yes!" in all situations.
  • 1982: Larry's parents start using earplugs.
  • 1985: Larry's first book, "The Art of Saying Yes!" is released to critical acclaim.
  • 1990: Larry becomes a sought-after motivational speaker.

Midlife Crisis (1995-2005)

  • 1995: Larry's wife leaves him for not taking no for an answer.
  • 1998: Larry's children start using earplugs.
  • 2000: Larry's business ventures fail spectacularly, but he still says yes to everything.
  • 2002: Larry becomes a recluse.

Larry's Yes Vices: A Cautionary Tale