The Biscuit Catastrophes

Warning: Biscuit related content below may cause spontaneous laughter, involuntary singing, or uncontrollable urges to dunk.

Here's a list of the most epic biscuit disasters:

• The Biscuit Burns (When you get a crumbly burn on your tongue)
• The Biscuit Thefts (When someone steals your last biscuit)
• The Biscuit Odysseys (When you get lost in a sea of biscuit crumbs)
• The Biscuit Singularity (When the biscuit industry becomes sentient and threatens humanity)

Visit The Biscuit Hall of Fame for more biscuit catastrophes.