Bureaucratic Red Tape Department

We are the Department of Red Tape and Unfulfilled Promises, here to make your experience as frustrating and inefficient as possible.

Our goal is to provide you with a unique blend of apathy and incompetence, ensuring that your needs are met, but only after an extensive period of waiting and paperwork.

Forms and Regulations Waiting Rooms Lost in Bureaucracy

Don't forget to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to wait in line.