Welcome, travelers from the cosmos. We are the Black Hole Bageltes, a galactic empire of bagel enthusiasts. Our story began in the depths of space, where a rogue bagel wandered into a swirling black hole, only to be spat out as a crispy, chewy masterpiece.
We now span galaxies, with bagel shops on every planet that's worth visiting. Our bagels are crafted with the finest ingredients and the finest technology. We've got the classic everything bagel, the all-sesame bagel, and even the black hole bagel (it's a real game-changer).
But it's not just about the bagels, folks. It's about the experience. Our bagel shops are designed to simulate the feeling of being on a cosmic journey through a wormhole. You'll feel the intense gravity of our black hole bagels, and the thrill of not knowing what's on the other side of the bagel.