Quantum Leakagë Café

A place where the laws of physics don't apply

Welcome, brave adventurer, to the Quantum Leakagë Café, where the very fabric of reality is held together with duct tape and wishes. Our expert staff of physicists and coffee connoisseurs will guide you through the infinite possibilities of the multiverse.

**Menu:**

• Matter Overload
• Spacetime Sludge
• Quantum Fluctuation Coffee
• Entanglement Tea

**Events:**

• Black Hole Seminars
• Quantum Entanglement Workshops
• Brane Branching Brews