Black Hole Seminars: Where Fashion Meets Event Horizon

Upcoming Seminars:

Avoiding the Abyss of Unkempt Hair: A Guide for the Fashionably Frantic
Dancing with Event Horizon Demons: The Art of Synchronized Swooning
Using Black Holes as Fashion Accessories: The Dark Side of Style

Warning: Our seminars may cause spontaneous combustion, gravitational waves, or an intense desire to wear neon. Attend at your own risk.

Speaker's Bio:

Meet our speaker, the infamous Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, expert on all things black hole fashion and catastrophe. His work on "The Event Horizon of Fashion" has been widely acclaimed, except by his ex-wife.

Read Dr. Bottomsworth's Bio

FAQs:

Q: Will I turn into a star while attending the seminar?
A: Unlikely, but not guaranteed.
Q: Can I wear my black hole-themed outfit to the seminar?
A: Please, for the love of all things fashionable, do not.

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