Black Hole Seminars Registration

Registration for the most exclusive, most intense, most utterly useless seminars in the cosmos.

Don't miss out on the opportunity to learn about the finer points of singularity avoidance and event horizon navigation.

Choose your package:

• Package 1: "I'll just take the free one, thanks"
• Package 2: "The works: 5 seminars, 1 complimentary space suit"
• Package 3: "The works with a side of astronaut ice cream"