Black Hole Spaghetti - Where's the Meatballs?

Located 4.2 billion miles away from your nearest Italian restaurant, this black hole's gravity is so strong it'll make you question the very fabric of space and time.

But don't worry, our chefs have mastered the art of cooking in zero-g, so you'll still get a saucy good time.

Menu items include:

• Spaghetti Alfredo: A classic choice, but don't say we didn't warn you about the flavor profile shift.
• Linguine Entropic: For those who enjoy a good mystery.
• Penne Quantum: Where the pasta is as confusing as the physics.