Welcome to the center of the universe, where the gravity of existential dread warps the fabric of space-time.
§ Explore our theories of the Singularity of Solitude and how it relates to the cosmic significance of burritos.
§ Delve into the Paradox of Pico de Gallo, where the infinite possibilities of sauce meet the crushing reality of the black hole.
§ Discover the Quantum Fluctuations of Queso and how they affect the burrito-to- matter interface.
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