Welcome to Bland Bites, where the most exciting thing that happens all day is the occasional dust particle that lands on your keyboard.

Our menu includes:

• Underwhelming Meals
• Insipid Snacks
• Mundane Activities

Our chefs have crafted a series of meals so unremarkable, you'll wonder if you're even eating.

Try our signature dish: Plain Toast - a culinary masterpiece that will leave you questioning the meaning of life.

Other options include:

• Beige Pancakes
• Overcooked Eggs
• Gray Broth