Welcome to Lettuce Wrap!

We specialize in taking the most boring ingredients and making them sound exciting.

Lettuce Wrap is home to the most epic salad bar in town. Our chefs are trained in the ancient art of making you feel slightly better about eating a salad.

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Stay tuned for more exciting content! Or don't. We're not really sure.

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