Onion Story: The Layer 1 - Bland Vegetables

In a world where the most thrilling experience is a trip to the local farmer's market for a bag of beige carrots, the Onion Story has begun.

It all started with a chance encounter between a middle-aged woman named Carol and a particularly bland vegetable.

She was shopping for the week's worth of plain rice and discovered a head of Broccolini, a vegetable so unremarkable that it made her eyes roll.

Read on for more about the epic battle of flavorless foods.