Procrastination Tips - Blandville Edition

Expertly Avoiding Productivity

Here are some tried-and-true methods for doing nothing:

1. Make a to-do list, but never do any of it.

2. Spend 12 hours playing video games.

3. Master the art of making a perfect cup of coffee.

4. Plan a vacation to nowhere.

5. Watch an endless loop of cat videos.

6. Practice the art of saying no to yourself.

7. Forget what you were doing it for in the first place.

8. Create a very complex spreadsheet to track your procrastination.

9. Declare yourself a professional napper.

10. Master the art of making a perfect excuse.

Remember, procrastination is an art form.

Practice it well, and you'll never need to do anything else.