Pineapple to Cheese Ratio FAQ

You're asking the right questions, friend!

What is the ratio of pineapple to cheese on an average pizza?

We can't provide an exact ratio, as it depends on the individual's taste preferences and the type of pizza being ordered. However, we can tell you that 90% of people who order pineapple pizza are secretly pineapple enthusiasts and order 100% extra cheese.

Do people who order pineapple pizza actually like pineapple? Can you put pineapple on pizza without cheese?