The Scriptural Snack Food Paradox

It has been theorized that the perfect snack food is not a fixed state, but rather a dynamic equilibrium of flavors, textures, and crunch levels.

We Cheetos Prophets have dedicated our lives to finding this perfect balance.

But, alas, it seems the more we try to find it, the more elusive it becomes.

We are left with only one question:

Is the perfect snack food a myth, or is it simply a matter of personal taste?

• Read The Texture Sphere Paradox to learn how the Cheetos Prophets tackle this issue.
• Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try The Crisp Effect Paradox and see if you can find the perfect snack food.