Blank Checks - Privacy Policy: We're Not Actually Watching You

We're not actually watching you, but if we were, this is what our lawyers told us to say:

• We collect your IP address because... reasons.
• We share your data with our friends at Blank Checks Inc. because they're our friends (not literally, they're just our lawyers).
• We use cookies to track your browsing habits, but only to serve you more cookies.

Subpages:

• Cookie Policy: Because We're Not Actually Baking You
• Terms of Service: Don't Make Us Have to Sue You

Disclaimer:

We're not actually watching you, but if we were, this is what our lawyers told us to add:

This site is not affiliated with or endorsed by any actual government agency. Our lawyers just really like the font we used for this paragraph.

This is a work of fiction. Don't try this at home.

Unless you want to, in which case, we're not actually watching you.