Welcome to Blast Lands

Where the skies are always on fire and the grass is always a little bit radioactive! We're a land of explosive entertainment, where every day is a blast.

Explosions Atomic Weddings Bunt Food

What to do:

Explore our radioactive ruins, visit the Blast Lands Museum, or simply enjoy a nice picnic on our smoldering beaches.

(Note: I've generated this page as a satirical representation of an absurd world, where every link leads to an absurd or fictional page. The links I've included are just examples, feel free to modify or add to them as you see fit!)