Recipe for Disaster: Burnout Edition

Recipe #7: The Bleach Burnout

Ingredients:

• 1 cup of despair
• 1/2 cup of existential dread
• 1/4 cup of hopelessness
• 1 tablespoon of self-doubt

Instructions:

1. Mix all ingredients in a large pot.
2. Stir counterclockwise for 5 minutes.
3. Add a dash of self-loathing.
4. Bake at -100°F for exactly 7.5 seconds.

Try our next recipe: The Existential Crisis

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