Welcome to Beach Shack Cooking

Where the only ingredient we care about is despair.

Our menu consists of:

Burnt Burgers - A culinary abomination born from the darkest depths of our kitchen.
Undercooked Rice - Because who needs texture, really?
Overcooked Eggs - A delicate balance of rubbery whites and greyish yolks.

Don't say we didn't warn you.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try:

Our Special Sauce - A mysterious blend of despair, desperation, and regret.