Our motto: "Socks are for the taking, but not for the leaving."
Our goal: To liberate one million socks from the abyss of the missing sock drawer by the year 2025.
Our methods: Stealth, cunning, and the occasional use of velcro.
Our enemies: The Sock Goblin, Sockzilla, and all other known sock-nappers.
Our allies: The Sock Liberator's Union, The Missing Sock Support Group.
Join us, and together, we can make the world a brighter, sock-filled place!