After a week of eating nothing but Cheetos and watching reruns of 'Lost', I packed up my desk and moved to the beach.
I now reside in a beachside shack made from discarded trash and dreams.
Read the riveting tale of how I built my new home from a pile of rusty cans and regret But wait, there's more! Check out my latest culinary creations made from whatever's on hand, including but not limited to: mystery tinfoil, last week's Chinese takeout, and a can of 'mystery meat'.Disclaimer: Don't try this at home, kids. Or do. I mean, it's not like I'm a functioning member of society or anything.