You've made the grave mistake of surrendering your morning coffee. Your eyes are heavy, your brain is foggy, and your soul is dying. But fear not, friend, for there is hope.
Phase 1: First Sip of the Day - Where it all goes wrong
Phase 2: Withdrawal Pains - Where the real suffering begins
Phase 3: The Dark Abyss - Where you question the meaning of life
Or, if you're a glutton for punishment, you can Rock Bottom and see where the cycle repeats.
May the coffee be with you, or may you never find it again.
This page will be here for eternity, mocking your caffeine-less existence.