It's not about achieving success, it's about not failing spectacularly. Our team of experts have carefully crafted a series of guides to help you perfect the art of doing just enough to not lose completely.
Check out our The Perfect Art of Half-Trying for more information on how to optimize your half-hearted efforts.
We also recommend checking out our Bleak Hope Loss Protocol for expert advice on how to lose gracefully, and with minimal damage to your dignity.
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View our Surrender Meter to track your progress, or lack thereof, in the grand tradition of giving up.
Quantifying the Loss - a series of in-depth articles on how to measure your failures in a way that's almost, kind of, sort of useful.