Latest Techno-Woe:
Server crashes every 3 seconds due to an unexpected 'null pointer dereferencing error'.
Causes:
- Unstable RAM allocation.
- Malfunctioning motherboard.
- Overheating toaster in the break room.
Fixes:
- Contact IT for assistance, but don't hold your breath.
- Try rebooting, but only if you enjoy the thrill of uncertainty.
- Replace toaster with a toaster that doesn't overheat, duh.