The Sisyphean Symptom Checklist

Welcome to the Sisyphean Symptom Checklist, where you can finally admit to your own hopelessness.

Current Symptoms:

• The Rock Bottom Effect (1)
• Inability to Get Out of Bed (2)
• Excessive Use of Adult Diapers (3)

Check all the boxes that apply:

1. Feeling like you're stuck in an infinite loop of despair (4)
2. Loss of interest in activities that once brought you joy (5)
3. Excessive use of sarcasm as a defense mechanism (6)

Don't worry, it's not all bad! We'll get through this together. Or not. Either way, it's not like it matters.

Submissions:

Share your own Sisyphean Symptom with us! Email it to sisyphean@bleak.hopes.

Or, if you're feeling particularly hopeless, just listen to a nice song and pretend you're a functioning member of society.

Or, you know, don't. That's probably not a thing that'll happen.