Therapy Sessions with Dr. Bleak
Session 1: "I'm a mess, and so is my apartment"
Join us for our first session, where we'll explore the existential crisis that is your living room floor.
Continue to Session 2: "Couch Potato, Meet Couch Potato"Session 2: "Couch Potato, Meet Couch Potato"
In this session, we'll delve into the deep, existential questions surrounding your couch and its relationship with your potato.
Continue to Session 3: "The Fridge, Where Dreams Go to Die"Session 3: "The Fridge, Where Dreams Go to Die"
Explore the bleak reality of your fridge, where hopes and dreams are left to rot, like last week's leftovers.
Continue to Session 4: "The Sis, Where Hopes Go to Die (Again)"Session 4: "The Sis, Where Hopes Go to Die (Again)"
Join us as we confront the crushing despair of your sister's constant criticism of your life choices.