According to our team of highly trained, completely-not-salaried researchers, the point of hope is not actually a thing. In fact, it's just a series of empty calories, a fleeting promise that only serves to make the crushing despair of existence slightly more... well, crushing.
Our study, "Hope: A Futility Study" (HFS-001) has been ongoing for 10 years and has yielded some astonishing results: hope is actually a myth, a societal construct created to keep you from realizing the true nature of the universe: a cold, dark, and unforgiving expanse of nothingness.
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Disclaimer: Our research is not actually funded by a reputable institution, but rather by a series of generous donations from our "Concerned Friends and Family" fund.