Congratulations, you've managed to accrue a whopping 0.0001% interest on your Blng Blng Blng Bank account this quarter. That's right, folks, you're basically printing money!
Your current balance: -100000 (You're basically broke)
View transaction history ( Warning: it's a real snooze fest)
Transfer some of your non-existent funds (You might as well just try, but it won't change a thing)
Apply for a loan (Ha! You'll never qualify)