Welcome, aspiring cookie ninjas. Today you will learn the art of advanced cookie obstruction.
To block a cookie, one must understand that a cookie is not just a cookie, but a delicate web of deceit.
A cookie jar is not just a container, but a symbol of our deepest fears: being trapped, being consumed.
In a world where cookies are constantly being thrown at us, we must develop a shield to deflect their sweetness.
The cookie nuke: the ultimate form of cookie obstruction. A last resort, a final solution.