Warning: This page is protected by an EXTREMELY complex web of red tape, bureaucratic loopholes, and carefully crafted obstacles.
You may experience frustration, anger, and a strong desire to throw your computer out the window.
But don't worry, it's all in the name of PROGRESS and EFFICIENCY!
View the Obstruction Matrix to see a visual representation of the intricate web of blocks and hurdles. Navigate the Obstacle Course for a hands-on, physically demanding experience. Begin with Level 1: The Gentle Slope Conquer Level 2: The Slippery Slope Tackle Level 3: The Treacherous Tunnel