Advanced Obstruction Methods

Because sometimes you just need to block things, but with more panache.

Here are the most advanced, most ridiculous, and most utterly useless methods for blocking things:

• Physical Barriers: Because who needs a social life, anyway?
• Algorithmic Obstruction: Where logic meets the wall of despair.
• Psychological Mind Games: Where the real fun begins.

Warning: These methods are not suitable for actual use. Please don't try this at home.