For when the basics just aren't enough
1. Obstruction by Inertia: Harness the power of sheer, unadulterated laziness to bring your projects to a grinding halt.
2. Sudden Onset Bureaucracy: Introduce arbitrary, Byzantine, and completely unnecessary paperwork to confound your coworkers.
3. Cognitive Overload: Overwhelm your users with an onslaught of conflicting, contradictory, and just plain confusing information.