Advanced Obstruction Techniques for the Discerning Blocker

A Guide to Disengaging with Grace

Disengagement is an art, not a science. But, if you insist on treating it as a science, here's a primer.

Technique One: The Art of the Nonchalant Exit - The classic "I'm just going out for a walk" disengagement.

Technique Two: The Sudden, Unannounced Departure - The "I'm outta here" disengagement.

Technique Three: The Fake Phone Call Disengagement - A timeless classic.