Philosophical Avoidance
The art of avoiding the issue altogether. A masterclass in deflection and misdirection.
The Art of Not Caring
When in doubt, just pretend it doesn't matter.
- Deny, deny, deny, until they get tired of asking.
- Change the subject to something more interesting, like cat videos.
- Invoke the 'I'm busy' defense, and walk away with a scowl.
A true master of avoidance will have a repertoire of these tactics at their disposal.