Blocker Banter FAQ
What is this, like, even a thing?
We are a group of highly skilled, extremely dedicated, and slightly unhinged blockers. We've been tasked with the most important job in the land: blocking things.
Who are the Blockers?
Our team consists of:
- Blockzilla: The fearless leader with a penchant for bright pink.
- Blocky McBlockface: Our resident expert on all things blocking.
- Blocky McBlockface Jr.: The young and ambitious blocker-in-training.
What kind of blocking do you do?
We block all sorts of things:
- Doors: We're like a team of digital bouncers.
- Emotions: We've mastered the art of blocking our feelings.
- Opportunities: We're not sure what that means, but we'll block them anyway.
How do I become a Blocker?
It's easy! Just follow these simple steps:
- Download and install Blocky McBlockface's Guide to Blocking.
- Practice your blocking in front of a mirror until you get the hang of it.
- Join our Discord server and we'll send you a blocker's welcome package.
Apply to be a Blocker Today!
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