Blocker Banter FAQ

What is this, like, even a thing?

We are a group of highly skilled, extremely dedicated, and slightly unhinged blockers. We've been tasked with the most important job in the land: blocking things.

Who are the Blockers?

Our team consists of:

• Blockzilla: The fearless leader with a penchant for bright pink.
• Blocky McBlockface: Our resident expert on all things blocking.
• Blocky McBlockface Jr.: The young and ambitious blocker-in-training.

What kind of blocking do you do?

We block all sorts of things:

• Doors: We're like a team of digital bouncers.
• Emotions: We've mastered the art of blocking our feelings.
• Opportunities: We're not sure what that means, but we'll block them anyway.

How do I become a Blocker?

It's easy! Just follow these simple steps:

1. Download and install Blocky McBlockface's Guide to Blocking.
2. Practice your blocking in front of a mirror until you get the hang of it.
3. Join our Discord server and we'll send you a blocker's welcome package.

Apply to be a Blocker Today!

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