Tip 1: Blocker's Guide to Effective Procrastination

Ah, the blocker, the ultimate master of the art of doing nothing. To truly excel in this noble pursuit, one must master the ancient technique of "blocker's focus."

Blocker's focus is the state of being completely absorbed in the task at hand: scrolling through social media, browsing cat videos, or playing video games. It's a delicate dance of concentration and distraction.

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