Blockade Masterclass
Tips and Tricks for the Truly Elite
Warning: the following techniques are not for the faint of heart. Proceed with caution.
- Defensive Driving: The Art of Blocking with Precision
- Blockade Physics: Because You Never Know When a Truck Will Appear
- Strategic Blockade Movements: From the School of Hard Knocks
Don't forget to practice regularly. Your neighbors may not appreciate the constant sound of screeching tires and crunching metal.